Okay, did anyone see South Park last night? It was *hilarious*! Cartman gets HIV/AIDS through a blood transfusion, but everyone around him tells him that being HIV-positive is "so retro" and that "cancer is much worse." Cartman travels to LA to meet with Magic Johnson and they realize that the cure for AIDS was sitting in Johnson's bedroom - money! "180,000 dollars shot directly to the bloodstream." Amazing!
Some of the money quotes:
"I'm not just sure. I'm HIV-positive."
"If you don't find a cure for HIV, I will break your XBox."
"AIDS? Wow.... that's really.... retro."
"We sometimes offer free seats to cancer patients, but AIDS? Hey Mitch, do we have any AIDS patient policies?"
"Hmm... I dunno. These days I think I'd rather have AIDS than cancer!"
South Park - some of the most incisive social commentary on television.