So I was doing my monthly Google search of myself (you know, for scientific purposes of course), when I stumbled upon this answer to a user's question on ChaCha (you text them questions, they text answers back -- its totally amazing when you're sans-iPhone):
Before you chuckle, do remember that there are precisely two Trevor Hoppe's out there. Myself, of course -- but also a basketball coach in California!!!!! I pray that the person seeking that answer was referring to him, and not me. Amazing!
Note, also, the categorization under "Celebrities." Hahahahaha. Oh ChaCha! How you bring me such narcissistic joy.
Trevor....you're gay? *shudder* Next thing you'll tell us is that you're not masculine....or that you're a bottom! *wink*