I had the unfortunate task of enduring Lagerfeld Confidential, an alleged "insider's" view of the world of Karl Lagerfeld -- Chanel's chief designer for the past 20 years. It's pathetic. He's clearly a megalomaniac who insisted on editing out unflattering footage caught by the sycophant director. In the entire film, not a single person speaks about Karl, probably for fear of his wrath. It's just a series of rambling life-isms from Karl attempting to appear intellectual and visionary. Instead, he comes off as quite trite and uninspired. Perhaps most outrageous: his claim that he does not like marriage because it's an institution of the "bourgeosie," a class he would not wish us to ape. More outrageous: his claim that he not materialistic. It was a dissapointment. I had hoped someone so eccentric would have made for a more interesting subject for a documentary. I was wrong!