Hot strawberries! My San Francisco friend Mitchel rang in his birthday last night with plenty of debauchery to spare. I believe there was a ball-sizing contest at one point (see picture #1 below), which was preceded by ample amounts of champagne and assorted sundries. The contest was a tie, really. One had bigger testicles, but the other had a bigger sac. Technicalities!

Needless to say, it was a fab time. Enjoy the photos. I feel like my blog has been reduced to nothing but a photo album of my adventures these past few weeks, but I'm just too exhausted to do much more than that. There will come a day when my brain returns!!! I promise. More adventures should be coming soon, as we all made plans to scheme up a Russian River getaway sometime in June!!!

Every gay's favorite pass-time: "Whose balls are bigger?"