This weekend, my sister Lindsay competed in her first "Half IronMan" competition -- the "White Lake Half" -- which is a triathlon in which you: swim 1.2 miles, bike 56 miles, and then run 13.1 miles! Jeebus! She's been training for months -- it's quite an ordeal. Previously she's competed in several triathlons, but none this extensive! Bravo, Lindsay! She's got more chutzpah that me, I think.