Just had to post this before bed - it made my day:

"Oh yea, and let's boycott the sacred motherfuckall out of his holiday.

It is a blatant white supremacist propaganda community celebration where banks, schools, and post offices are closed, and parades honoring a known rapist / murderer meander down city streets. It is an annual jab in the heart for all sovereign indian nations and everyone who doesn't think it's a good idea to view the world like it is your personal home improvement, investment project, or business plan. It is a symbolic, historically based present-day backslapping gladfest for everyone who defines "the fittest" as the most unscrupulous, the greediest, the most racist and elitist white-identified alpha males in what is subsequently considered to be a dog-eat-dog world.

Fuck Columbus Day."

-Inga Muscio from The Autobiography of a Blue-Eyed Devil